““Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another!””
— Jane Austen, Emma
I love Emma. She cracks me up; she’s so “theater.” She’s so adorable. And Adele and I met, like, a year or so ago. Adele and I are a bit harsher; Emma’s never had a bad thought about anybody in her life.
I love Emma. She cracks me up; she’s so ‘theater.’ She’s so adorable. Adele and I met, like, a year or so ago. Adele and I are a bit harsher; Emma’s never had a bad thought about anybody in her life. It’s so weird; I don’t like new people. But these two women — and Amy [Schumer] — they’re really lovely. And they’re so normal. I feel like I’m hanging out with my friends — my friends that don’t give a f–k about what I do.
““Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another!””
— Jane Austen, Emma
Scared is how you’re feeling; brave is what you’re doing.
Emma Donoghue
Wanting something, putting all my energy toward it, working hard and following through. New things I never knew I could do. Commitment. Making somebody laugh — there’s no better feeling than that.
Aries // Tyler Oakley, Lady Gaga, Emma Watson, Kristen Stewart, Pharrel Williams, Robert Downey Jr., Kourtney Kardasian, Gerard Way, Payton Manning, Mariah Carey, Jackie Chan, David Tennant, James Franco, Brenda Song, Austin Mahone, Sophia Grace, Brendon Urie, Fergie, Elton John, Reese Witherspoon, Skai Jackson, Amanda Bynes, Kate Hudson, Eddie Murphy, Big Sean, Jamie Lynn Spears
Taurus // Chris Brown, Channing Tatum, Miranda Cosgrove, Joey Graceffa, Dwayne Johnson, Queen Elizabeth II, David Beckham, Sam Smith, Megan Fox, Jai Brooks, Patrick Stump, Thomas Sanders, Kelly Clarkson, Debby Ryan, George Lopez, Al Pachino, Adele, George Clooney, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder, George Lucas, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Jessica Alba, Mark Zuckerburg
Gemini // Troye Sivan, Iggy Azalea, Johnny Depp, Dan Howell, Marilyn Monroe, Kanye West, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Higa, Morgan Freeman, Kate Upton, Dave Franco, Chris Evans, Ice Cube, Hayes Grier, Tupac Shakur, Christopher Lee, Michael Cera, Natalie Portman, Helena Bonham Carter, Heidi Klum, Courtney Cox, Russel Brand, Paul McCartney, Neil Patrick Harris
Cancer // Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Jennette McCurdy, Shane Dawson, Jaden Smith, Kevin Hart, Perrie Edwards, Robin Williams, Ashley Tisdale, Tom Cruise, Khloe Kardashian, Will Ferrel, Lana Del Rey, Lindsay Lohan, Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, Jessica Simpson, 50 cent, Princess Diana, Jared Padalecki, Jason Mraz, Benedict Cumberbatch, Mike Tyson, Michael Phelps, Meryl Streep
Leo // Barack Obama, Jennifer Lawrence, Demi Lovato, Kylie Jenner, Jennifer Lopez, Daniel Radcliffe, Cher Lloyd, Madonna, Tom Brady, Anna Kendrick, Elizabeth Gillies, Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Jonas, Chris Hemsworth, Whitney Houston, Leon Thomas III, Matthew Perry, Steve Carell, Misha Collins, Sandra Bullock, Amy Adams, Mick Jagger,
Virgo // Beyonce Knowles, Michael Jackson, Cameron Dallas, Niall Horan, Zendaya Coleman, Connor Franta, Liam Payne, Paul Walker, Dylan O’Brien, Adam Sandler, Nick Jonas, Jenna Marbles, Kobe Bryant, Cameron Diaz, 2 Chainz, Jimmy Falon, Pink, Lea Michelle, Amy Winehouse, Tom Felton, Rupert Grint, Charlie Sheen, Blake Lively, Tyler Perry, Michael Bublé, Logan Henderson
Libra // Kim Kardashian, Eminem, Zac Efron, Lil Wayne, Bella Thorne, Aaron Carpenter, Sam Pottorff, Bruno Mars, Will Smith, Josh Hutcherson, Lilly Singh, Kevin Durant, Snoop Dogg, Simon Cowell, Usher, Avril Lavigne, John Lennon, Serena Williams, Hugh Jackman, Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, Amber Rose, Nick Cannon
Scorpio // Drake, Katy Perry, Pewdie Pie, Colleen Ballinger (Miranda Sings), Michael Clifford, Kendall Jenner, Tyga, Bill Gates, Willow Smith, Lionardo DiCaprio, Caitlyn Jenner, Lorde, Josh Peck, Emma Stone, Nathan Kress, Kendall Schmidt, Matt Smith, Ciara, Carly Ray Jepsen, Ryan Renolds, ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, Hillary Clinton, David Schwimmer, Matthew McConaughey
Sagittarius // Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Bridget Mendler, Jay Z, Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, Bradley Steven Perry, Theo James, Ian Somerhalder, Vanessa Hudgens, Walt Disney, Jake T. Austin, Christina Aguilera, Tyra Banks, Ashley Benson, Raven-Symoné, Kaley Cuoco-Sweetening, Jimi Hendrix, Laura Marano
Capricorn // Zayn Malik, Meghan Trainor, Nash Grier, Ross Lynch, Louis Tomlinson, LeBron James, Dove Cameron, Elvis Presley, Pitbull, Liam Hemsworth, Cody Simpson, Gabby Douglas, Michelle Obama, Logan Lerman, Ellie Goulding, Jim Carrey, Betty White, Psy, Hayley Williams, Bradley Cooper, Orlando Bloom, Marilyn Manson, Ryan Seacrest, David Bowie, John Legend
Aquarius // Ellen DeGeneres, Harry Styles, Taylor Lautner, Calum Hood, Michael Jordan, Ed Sheeran, Justin Timberlake, Shakira, Jennifer Aniston, Bob Marley, Oprah Winfrey, Phil Lester, Calum Worthy, Evan Peters, Alicia Keys, Avan Jogia, Paris Hilton, Emma Roberts, Ashton Kutcher, Chloë Grace Moretz, Tom Hiddleston, Neil Diamond, Elijah Wood, Christian Bale, Dr. Dre
Pisces // Rihanna, Victoria Justiice, Justin Beiber, Adam Levine, Carrie Underwood, Ansel Gort, Ke$ha, Jensen Ackles, Steve Jobs, Kurt Cobain, Chuck Norris, Emily Osment, Johnny Cash, Will.i.am, Corbin Bleu, Shaquille O’Neal, Kristin Davis, Ellen Page, Laura Prepon, Coco Austin, Ashley Greene, Elizabeth Taylor
#PISCES
Aries: Are you deranged like me?
Taurus: Bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me?
Gemini: Been in pain like me?
Cancer: Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?
Leo: Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me?
Virgo: Pointing fingers cause you never take the blame like me?
Libra: Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me?
Scorpio: Are you insane like me?
Sagittarius: Do the people whisper about you in the train like me?
Capricorn: Are you strange like me?
Aquarius: Would you use your water bill to dry the stain like me?
Pisces: Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?
Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.
